A Custom Song for Your 40th Birthday Party

You booked the room, somebody is bringing a speaker, and there is a playlist. Forty people are coming and most of them have known him longer than you have. The catch is that the song about him has to hold up on rented speakers in a room with a bar going, sitting right between two actual records everybody already loves.

Two things give a song a chance in a loud room. The first is his name inside the first ten seconds, so nobody has to ask who it is about. The second is one detail so specific it means nothing unless you know him: the boat he has been restoring since 2016, the fantasy league he has never once won, the hat from 2009 his wife has tried to throw out twice. Give us three of those and the whole song gets built around them.

Plan where it goes in the night. Just before the toast is the usual slot, while everyone still has a drink in hand and nobody has started saying goodbye. Tell us whether you want people dancing or people quiet, and we produce it that way.

You do not need to write lyrics and you do not need to know music. You write a few sentences about him, we write and produce the whole thing.

An original studio-quality song written from your details, $19.99, delivered by email within 24 hours, which is enough time to get it onto whatever is playing music that night. Order it now, then send the file to whoever is running the playlist.